Friday, April 25, 2008

I scents a joke

Angry Nurse has a post from a couple weeks ago that deserves mention. Ever wonder why nurses have to abide by the no scent policies but patients dont?

He mentions a few of the more common ER fragrances that get sprayed on you as you walk by (just like at the mall) as:

“Ode to rotten foot”

“Essence of Melena”

“Trifle Incontinent”

“Urine” by Harry Homeless

“I went No. 2”

Classic. I'm going to have to add him to my list of must-reads.

A couple that I run into in my ER:

"Colostomy Breeze"

"Axillotica"

"Pleasant Inebriation"

Do you have any favorites?

3 comments:

JustCallMeJo said...

'Eau de Sang de Gastrome'

My favorite.
/jo

girlvet said...

alcoholcigarettemia

RN on wheels said...

Poof of pubic pouch