Overheard after a frustrated nurse couldn't understand an Ativan-induced mumble:
"Does anybody speak Ativan?"
"Does anybody speak Ativan?"
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Excerpt from "A History of Earth" by Marcus T. Marian. Published by Megadodo Publications, Ursa Minor.
Excerpt from "A History of Earth" by Marcus T. Marian. Published by Megadodo Publications, Ursa Minor.
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No, I'm not giving you medical advice. Talk to your Primary Care ER Doctor for that.
No, it isn't you I'm talking about. Believe it or not, you are not the only patient who came in the ER with that same complaint in the last year, let alone the last week. Besides, I'm not breaking any HIPAA laws because I'm not divulging any identifying information, and I'm probably combining three cases together and changing the gender and age when I write about that crazy patient anyway.
Besides, even if it is you, do you really want to admit to having done that?
No, it isn't you I'm talking about. Believe it or not, you are not the only patient who came in the ER with that same complaint in the last year, let alone the last week. Besides, I'm not breaking any HIPAA laws because I'm not divulging any identifying information, and I'm probably combining three cases together and changing the gender and age when I write about that crazy patient anyway.
Besides, even if it is you, do you really want to admit to having done that?
4 comments:
tehheeheheheeeee, love that!
LMAO...that is hilarious!
Priceless...
MJ
Haaaa!
Ativan,how I love thee;p
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