Reason for Visit of the Day

I worked triage again today, and the hands-down winner for best entry in the "reason for visit" line of the paper patients fill out when checking in:

my head poped

I hate it when that happens.  Luckily, a few royal men and horses were able to get together with a roll of duct tape and some crazy glue and solve the problem.

Runner-up:

emergency

Thanks - that's really helpful.