Tuesday, June 2, 2009

...And In The "Threatened By A Fortune Cookie" Department

How about opening up a fortune cookie and finding this one:

"Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone."

So is the "fortune" telling me I'm dying tonight?  Maybe that really wasn't chicken after all.

And along those lines:

This is the fortune cookie that I opened a couple weeks ago while eating at a Mongolian Grill.  If you have a hard time seeing the picture, it says, "Next time order the shrimp."

Nice to see a sense of humor in these guys.


Curdie said...


ArkieRN said...

I ALWAYS order the shrimp. No mystery meat for me!