Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Chief Complaint of the Day

"Flesh eating abscess on my bottom butt"

1 comment:

evntualevnter said...

As the American population expands, so expand the anatomical terms needed to describe them.

It used to be that you could count on only one butt/patient. American largess dictates that such limitations are immoral and anti-consumerist (i.e., you are letting the terrorists win): it is up to each individual (in consultation with their chair and their Big Mac) how many butts they wish to acquire and wear.

Of course, no need to hurt the patient's feelings by correcting his nomenclature for the m. buttus inferiorus.

horsetech