Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bed Sports

So I had a really nice couple today and the wife was a little anxious, so she got a small dose of Ativan that seemed to do the trick fairly well (c'mon, when does Ativan not do the trick?).

As the husband walked her out to the car, he said, "it is time to go do some horizontal sports in bed."

I think he was genuinely surprised at all the gaping-mouthed expressions around the nurses' station.

"I meant snoring!"


* What Would Sigmund Freud Think?


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