I got this in my inbox this morning:
I'm so glad to know that it was carefully packaged and not just randomly thrown in a box. I'll let you know just how carefully it arrives.
It is also quite reassuring to know that the people who will be carefully packaging my shipment have also carefully left the word "Has" capitalized and very carefully left two spaces between "shipped" and "via".
Dear Braden
We are pleased to inform you that your new @#$$%!@# order Has been carefully packaged and shipped via USPS.
I'm so glad to know that it was carefully packaged and not just randomly thrown in a box. I'll let you know just how carefully it arrives.
It is also quite reassuring to know that the people who will be carefully packaging my shipment have also carefully left the word "Has" capitalized and very carefully left two spaces between "shipped" and "via".
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