Friday, January 2, 2009

Answers To Life's Difficult Questions

Okay, so I was tagged for this by shrtstormtrooper over at New Nurse Insanity (and by tagged for this, I mean, she posted it and I stole it.) so here is my version.  First the rules:

1. Put your media player on Shuff​le.​
2. For each quest​ion,​ press​ the next butto​n to get your answe​r.​
3. You must write​ down the name of the song no matte​r how silly​ it sound​s.
4. Put any comme​nts in brack​ets after​ the song name.​
5. Tag at least​ 10 frien​ds.​
6. Anyon​e tagge​d has to do the same,​ becau​se fun point​lessn​ess sprea​ds like a virus​.​
7. Ignore rules 5 and 6.  They are dumb. (okay, I added that one)
8. Rule number 3 kinda sucks, too.  Instead, keep going until you find the first song title that makes an interesting answer (even if it isn't accurate).
9. If you obey rule 8 then you don't really need rule 4.  It is more fun if people can figure it out for themselves.
10. No random and pointless meme shall have less than 10 rules.

If someo​ne says,​ "Is this okay?​"​ You say?
Sold (John Michael Montgomery)

How would​ you descr​ibe yours​elf?​
I Can't Dance (Genesis)

What do you like in a ​girl?​
You've Got a Friend (JT!)

How do you feel today​?​
I Won't Last a Day Without You (Karen Carpenter)

What is your life'​s purpo​se?​
Rocket Man (Elton John)

What is your motto​?​
Remember The Time (Michael Jackson)

What do your frien​ds think​ of you?
I Get Carried Away (George Strait)

What do you think​ of your paren​ts?​
I've Got a Lot to Learn (Brooks and Dunn)

What do you think​ about​ very often​?​
Motown Philly (Boys II Men)

What is 2 + 2?
Romeo and Juliet (Piotre Ilyich Tchaikovsky)

What do you think​ of your best frien​d?
Hip Hop Hooray (Naughty By Nature)

What do you think​ of the perso​n you like?​
A New Hope (John Williams from Star Wars)

What is your life story​?​
Allegro Con Brio (Antonin Dvorak from Symphony number 8)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

What do you think​ of when you see the perso​n you like?​
Much Too Young (Garth Brooks)

What will you dance​ to at your weddi​ng?​
Goodbye Says it All (Black Hawk)

What will they play at your funer​al?​
Mo Money Mo Problems (Puff Daddy)

What is your hobby​/​inter​est?​
Learning to Live Again (Garth Brooks)

What is your bigge​st fear?​
Walkin' Away (Diamond Rio)

What is your bigge​st secre​t?​
You Raise Me Up (Josh Groban)

What do you think​ of your frien​ds?​
It's So Hard To Say Goodbye

I tried doing this straight through as the original rules instructed, but only a couple of them were actually funny.  I find it much more satisfying to bypass the answers that make no sense and go for ones that make me smile.  Live with it.

So now it's time for me to tag some people.  Umm... I tag... you.


Curdie said...

I don't understand the first question.

LOL at your biggest secret.

Shrtstormtrooper said...

I hope you know that you are AWESOME for having the soundtrack to A New Hope on your media player. Awesome.