Sunday, March 22, 2009

Improving the ER - Idea 426432

Install a CT scanner in the ambulance entrance.  The medic stretchers can just roll right through and get the CT scan out of the way on the way in the door, because we all know that these days the docs are all going to order one anyway to avoid the ever-present lawsuit threat.

Bonus: An Ativan spritzer could be included in the CT scan, so that you don't have to do any of that messy IV stuff.


Anonymous said...

Add an Ativan spritzer to the waiting area as well.

Braden said...

Yeah, but that one would be at the discretion of the triage nurse:

"Hey nurse! What the $£@#!!! I been waitin frever with thiS unbearable tooth pain, and that dude that just went back got here after me and..." *spritz spritz spritz*